Suffering in September

Hello Internet! It's September, and I low-key kind of hate September. If you know me at all, you know that October is my favorite month of the entire year. My birthday is in April, but I was birthed in October. October makes me so emotional, mainly because it was the month that I met Taylor Swift. Also it is usually the month Taylor Swift releases her new albums, but Corn Harvest aka Calvin Harris ruined everything and so now I'm here, as a person, with no new music. 

SPEAKING OF MUSIC....You know how Ed Sheeran said he would release new music this fall? WELL ACCORDING TO THE EARTH'S ROTATION AROUND THE SUN IT IS FALL AND WHY IS THERE STILL NO NEW MUSIC?? 

OKAY ONE MORE THING *heavy breathing* DID ANYONE ELSE LIKE......GO INTO LITERAL CARDIAC ARREST WHEN HARRY POSTED THOSE MAGAZINE COVERS. IT WAS LIKE 10 AM AND I LOOKED AT MY PHONE AND SAW THEM AND I WAS EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE FOR A SOILD 12 HOURS AFTER I SAW THEM. Anyways Harry Styles, king of fashion, founding father of music, critically acclaimed actor, pioneer of my will to live is about to drop some solo music on us    and we are all going to die. Like I'm not even being dramatic (me when I am being dramatic) but I genuinely don't think that I can physically sit down and listen to an entire album with Harry Style's voice ONLY. I AM NOT PHYSICALLY STRONG ENOUGH TO PUT MY BODY THROUGH THAT KIND OF PAIN. 

Me trying to be a professional blogger: screams about Harry Styles for an entire paragraph

Okay so I guess this is where we talk about fashion and such! I bought this dress from Free People. I loved this dress because I knew that I could wear it in the spring and summer seasons, but the color was toned down enough so I could also throw on a pair of tights and a cardigan and wear it in the fall and winter. 

I love drop-waisted and shift dresses because I, personally, have the shortest torso in the entire world. Scientists at NASA as astounded by it. Anyways some dress shapes literally make me look like Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. That is why I love shift & drop-waisted dresses, because they kind of make that illusion that I am not short, upset, green monster that is apart of a Disney Pixar film. Relatable right?  

Just four trashcans.....wait I need a new self deprecating joke because this one is very early 2015. I will get back to you guys on this. 

Anyways it is about to be fall and I am finally going to be able to fulfill my only purpose on this earth, which is to dress for fall. Also I have gotten a few messages about doing a tutorial on my messy bun with a headband look. I think this is so nice, because I think my hair literally looks like Junie B. Jones at all times. 

Have a happy end of September! I was going to make a 'wake me up when September ends' joke but then I was like I don't hate myself THAT much. Also hopefully I see you guys in October? Unless Harry Styles drops solo music on us  . Then you know....you will probably never see me ever again.  

Home Is Where The Wi-Fi Is

Okay so I finally took the time to take a few pictures of my dorm room! Also a side note, my dorm has awful lighting and I'm not that good with a camera....THOSE COMBINED GIVES YOU THIS MEDIOCRE BLOG POST!!!! I actually don't mind living in the dorms. I know that a lot of people hate it, but honestly you could probably put me in a field with a wi-fi connection and I would be satisfied. ALSO, I MADE MY BED JUST FOR THIS POST. DO YOU LITERAL STACKS OF HAY KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE A BED IN A LOFT? HARD. I DESERVE A GRAMMY, EMMY, TONY, OSCAR, ECT.

My favorite part of my dorm is my desk! I tried to make it look like a fashion editor's desk but I also don't have any money....so that is how I decorated my dorm! 

The prints are from rifle paper co! 

I bought the picture frames from Target and I spray painted them. BUT YOU KNOW ME, AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT AND SOMETHING ALWAYS HAS TO GO WRONG. I didn't wait for them to dry all the way and so the paint is all smudged, and you know I was too lazy to fix it and so there we have it! 

The hardest part of college for me is definitely making friends. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME, MAYA TO MAKE FRIENDS WHEN EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET HATES TAYLOR SWIFT???? I AM LITERALLY A PIONEER FOR DEALING WITH THIS. Also you have to walk a lot. I walk like 4 miles every single day. I know I'm so athletic and I qualify for the olympics and I am the founding father of the respiratory system. 

And here we have my bed, the only thing in college I can rely on besides the soft serve ice cream machine in dining hall. FLASHBACK STORY: When I was a baby, my mom and grandma made me a blanket with butterflies on it and it was my favorite blanket ever. I used it for all 18 years of my life and so for graduation my grandma made me the same kind of blanket but without the butterflies. Also we have the only picture ever taken hanging above my bed.

Okay so there we have my dorm! I know it's not much and this is pretty lame, but hopefully I can start blogging again! I am doing page design for the fashion magazine at my school and I'm writing for the Style section of the newspaper! If you want me to do a post on organization or something just let me know! And I know what you're thinking, "Maya? Organized? Who?" BUT YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!! I OWN A DESK ORGANIZER. I HAVE LITERALLY BECOME MARTHA STEWART MINUS THE FELONY!!!!